#life smp stuff

[cometthecommon]

Impulse being a lowkey menace in wild life is seriously a mood

“He’s on the list”

liek SIR?? There’s a LIST??

also him putting anyone on ‘the list’ who screws with his teammates he is SUCH A DAD LMAO

"no more mister nice guy" from impulse and skizzleman except skizz keeps forgetting he's supposed to be evil and gets professional lessons to try and make him a nuisance while impulse is trying to physically restrain himself from stabbing everyone all the time

[isjasz]

nightmare fuel fr (i. dont know what possessed me to do this HASJDHAJWHEAWHEIJFKL)

[creativecat757]

this is what watching session 5 felt like tbh

[makowcy]

12yo me would've loved these wolves

[beinghuman11235]

Your reward is a world made barren by your own hand

[marzghost]

Every time ZombieCleo isn't included in anything that references the previous life series winners an angel and fairy loses their wings. Yeah real life happened during April fools but she still won and I just feel like it should still count. Just because her season was technically a prank it shouldn't invalidate her crown. It still happened and she won it fair and square. PLUS HER CROWN WOULD BE LIKE THE BEST CROWN DESIGN WISE ,LIKE LET HER WEAR HER DAMN JESTER HAT CROWN DAMN IT.

[prisma-palace]

close enough Welcome back empires s1 jizzie

[calciumyum]

The top three! This finale was so fun to watch, I really enjoyed this season!

[lunarcrown]

Etho “Tuff Puppy” Slab

[galaxystt]

abandon your sunflowers for moonlight, They're molding you into something different. #WeeklyHermittober Week 0 - Moonlight [x]

[wasyago]

Wamchurs? 🥺 giggling wamchurs?

hugs <:3

was having a bad day but then remembered i can draw happy ranchers instead of being sad. genuinely helped! so thank you hybby <3

[tyxaar]

A compiled list of various severe crimes committed by one Mr Scar of the Good Times, exact counts pending. Cannibalism (Multiple counts) War profiteering Trading of Souls Grave robbing Fraud of multiple varieties Racketeering Arson (Like a lot of it) Unethical experimentation Acts of Terror Spiritual possession Contract killing Sale of human remains Ritual sacrifice Perpetuating Police Brutality Domestic Terrorism Oathbreaking Violation of the real life Geneva Convention Deceptive marketing Kidnapping Desecration of a sacred place Whatever tf Area 77 had going on Insider trading Extortion Patricide Matricide Unsafe building practices Holy war Desecration of corpses Market manipulation Treason Tax evasion Murder (Lots and lots) Large-scale extreme vandalism Mass enviromental destruction Political corruption Identity fraud

[isjasz]

[Day 342]

Laughs

[risibledeer]

This happened I can attest because I’m psychic actually 👍 lol

[the-fandom-queenxox]

I have been sensing a theme to Martyn's characters as of late...

[beinghuman11235]

And to the victor go the spoils